
Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who just can't help but want to solve everyone else's personal problems. But Penny has big problems of her own, namely with her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic abilities have been unbearably hindered. As Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a never-ending supply of perverts, weirdos, and other types of misfits they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands to return their lives to idyllic suburban bliss.

as Penny Holmes

as Linda Lou

as Dr. John Holmes

as Closing Credits Announcer (voice)

as Patty

as Linda Lou's Date

as Patient in Yellow Shirt

as Smith Brother in Tank Top

as Willard

as Rev. Hope

as Milkman

as Glenda

as Fred

as Mr. Custer

as Patient in Wheelchair

as Janitor