
After the death of his older brother, Guiseppe "the guppy" Calzone becomes head of the Calzone Mob family. His aging father knows his son is not cut out for the job, so he sends him to "Mafia University". The head of a rival Mafia Family sees this as an opportunity to strike and bring the Calzone Family to its knees. Surrounded by danger, double-crossing and pasta.

as The Rodfather

as Guppy Calzone

as The Oddfather

as Don Na

as Bugsy

as Frito Calzone

as Mama Calzone

as Goldy

as Sunny Calzone

as Tracy Dick

as Agent Hoover

as Sonny's Babe

as Tony "Flock You" Montana

as Father O'Connell

as Professor

as Freedie Green

as Self

as Bank Clerk

as Studio Executive

as Writer

as Busty Secretary

as Waiter

as Maitre D'

as Director

as Self

as Self

as Mr. President

as Vinnie the Tailor

as Skinny Guy

as Don Juan De Marco

as Don E. Brasco

as Jack Ass

as Toenail Lady

as Gaffer

as Phone Sex Lady

as Transvestite Dancer

as Wise Guy on T.V.

as Clumsy Student

as Sue

as Billy Bob

as Baby