The Machine

To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.

5.720231h 52m
R
Released
Comedy
Action
Crime

Overview

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

StatusReleased
Release Date2023-05-25
Runtime1h 52m
LanguagesEnglishEspañol
CountriesUnited States of America

Videos

23 total
Trailer
Official Red Band Trailer

Stream

Amazon Prime Video
Amazon Prime Video
Hulu
Hulu
fuboTV
fuboTV
YouTube TV
YouTube TV
Amazon Prime Video with Ads
Amazon Prime Video with Ads

Buy

Amazon Video
Amazon Video
Apple TV Store
Apple TV Store
Google Play Movies
Google Play Movies
YouTube
YouTube
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Fandango At Home

Rent

Amazon Video
Amazon Video
Apple TV Store
Apple TV Store
Google Play Movies
Google Play Movies
YouTube
YouTube
Fandango At Home
Fandango At Home
Spectrum On Demand
Spectrum On Demand
Plex
Plex

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Reviews

2
C

CinemaSerf

Jun 1, 2023

5/10

Nope, this just wasn't for me. We start off watching a pretty unfunny stand up routine from "Bert" (Bert Kreischer) that pretty quickly has an old Russian gent shooting at his telly! So far, I'm in accord with him. Turns out, though, that he's not just annoyed at the act, but that 20-odd years ago this comic robbed him on a train of a family artefa

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Louisa Moore - Screen Zealots

Aug 4, 2023

Happy surprises that come out of left field are sometimes the best, especially when it comes to low-concept comedies. I went in to the awful looking “The Machine” with below-zero expectations, but came out absolutely charmed by just about everything in the movie. Nothing about this film should’ve worked and it definitely shouldn’t have ended up bei

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