A vampire, a nihilist, and a murderous dwarf with super powers, come together, aided by the powers of a young woman's magical penis, to fulfill an ancient prophecy and battle an ancient demon.
as Cynthia / Carla / Catrena
as Scarlet
as Gregory
as Nancy
as Jackie
as Taylor (as Danto Dwiananto)
as The Earth Child
as Tiffany
as Angela
as Mikey
as Cindy Billingsley, Rookie Crime Scene Photographer
as Clive / The Moonchild
as Lana
as Old Man Stan
as The Man with No Dick
as Detective 'Big' Mark Johnson
