Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sunscreen to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.
as Mardulak
as Sarah
as Van Helsing
as Sandy
as David
as Shane
as Mort
as Jefferson
as Jack
as Quinton Canada
as Anna
as Otto
as Milt
as Merle
as Madge
as Alice
as Chaz
as Burgundy
as Nigel
as Bailey
as Juliet
as Gwen
as James
as Pucci
as Ramon
as Pierre
as Dan - The Bodyguard
as Vampire #1
as Vampire #2
as Vampire #3
as Tom 'Redneck' Pryor
as Vampire (uncredited)
as Lingerie Vampire (uncredited)
