Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.
as Timmy Lea
as Sid Noggett
as Mrs. Lea
as Mr. Walter Lea
as Rosie Noggett
as Fred Roughage
as Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk
as Brigitte Dubois
as Mr. William Whitemonk
as Lionel
as Blackbird
as Kevin
as Glad
as Reen
as Married Woman
as Alberto Smarmi
as Kevin's Dad
as Kevin's Mum
as Go Cart Girl
as Announcer
as Young Man
as Piper
as Bikini Girl
as Bikini Girl
as Mourner
as Mourner
as Mourner
as Mrs. Dimwiddy
as Waitress
as Chaplain
as Mayor
as Holiday Maker
as Holiday Maker
as Holiday Maker
as Chauffeur
as Jason Noggett
as Sunbather (uncredited)
as Blackbird (voice) (uncredited)
as Sunbather (uncredited)
as Sunbather / Holiday Host (uncredited)
as Barman (uncredited)
