Lopitos, who is horribly inefficient but quick-witted, is invited (because of the current ambassador's superstition about 13 sitting down to a meal) to a banquet attended by the ambassadors of both superpowers. After the news of a series of coups d'état in Los Cocos arrives throughout the meal, Lopitos becomes the official ambassador. At a summit of world leaders, the representatives of the two world superpowers court the allegiances of third-world diplomats to tilt the balance of global power in their favor. The last diplomat to remain unaligned, Lopitos instead harangues the superpowers for infringing on the rights of developing countries to self determination, talking to them with his point of view as a citizen not as ambassador because he arranged his demise as ambassador one day before his speech.
as Lopez 'Lopitos' / His Excellency the Ambassador of Los Cocos
as Lolita
as Lic. Don Tirso de la Pompa y Pompa, consejero
as General León Balarraza, agregado militar
as Don Serafín Templado, secretario
as Camarada Osky Popovsky, primer ministro
as Almirante Neptuno Aguado, agregado naval
as Camarada Tania
as Don Salustio Menchaca, embajador de Los Cocos
as Representante de Salchichonia
as Presidente de la República de Pepeslavia
as Mayordomo Petrovsky
as Camarada Vasily Vasilov, ministro de relaciones exteriores
as Sr. Director
as Comisario
as Embajador de Karamba
as Secretario general
as Portero
as Portero de asamblea (uncredited)
as Espectador asamblea (uncredited)
as Representante asamblea (uncredited)
as Don Milos Popovich (uncredited)
as Invitada a recepción (uncredited)
as Invitada a recepción (uncredited)
as Invitado a recepción (uncredited)
as Invitado a recepción (uncredited)
as Invitado a recepción (uncredited)
as Secretario (uncredited)
as Embajador de Tequesquite (uncredited)
as Representanre de Bolognia (uncredited)
as Comisario en cena (uncredited)
as Comisario en cena (uncredited)
as Comisario en cena (uncredited)
as Comisario en cena (uncredited)
