
Clark doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him.

as Clark / Spaghetti Man

as Dale / Shadow Man

as Anthony Banner

as Keto

as Katie

as Miss Hansen

as Stephanie

as Dizzy Daisy

as Newscaster

as Henchninja X

as Car Thief

as White Pussy

as Kidnapped Woman

as Officer Garibaldi

as Officer Betts

as Nasty Nate

as Pot Doctor

as Gary

as Phone Thief

as Mugged Man

as Henchninja Z

as Larry

as Homeless Kid

as Mugger Calogero's Homie

as Zamir

as Bar Partier's Wingman

as Lennox

as Wheelchair Man

as Car Owner

as Bar Birthday Boy

as Kidnapper

as Frail Man

as Pizza Customer

as The Horizon

as Nightbandit

as Dean

as Viper Tortaga

as Gabriel

as Cat Owner

as Dwayne

as Purse Thief

as Guy Who Waved

as Park Bully

as Pokey

as Mugger Calogero

as Derek

as Bar Partier