Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie's sliver of humanity. Issues arise when the pair are joined by Willie's horror story of a mother, who raises the bar for the gang's ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior.
as Willie Soke
as Sunny Soke
as Marcus Skidmore
as Diane Hastings
as Thurman Merman
as Regent Hastings
as Gina De Luca
as Dorfman
as Alice
as Jolly Santa
as Opal
as Choirmaster
as Breast Feeding Mom
as Valet Boss
as Costume Greeter
as Tattooed Jail Dude
as Jail Guard
as Bus Driver
as AA Meeting Jason
as AA Group Leader
as Pedicab Driver
as Greta
as Buttslap Santa
as Peeing Boy
as Grand Rapids Girl
as Video Game Boy
as Stuffed Cow Girl
as Penguin Girl
as Hand Grenade Boy
as Angry Drugstore Worker
as Mustang Owner
as Valet
as Valet
as Volunteer Greeter
as Bartender
as Chicago Policeman
as Santa Con Bouncer
as Santa Con Bouncer
as Piano Player
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
as Giving City Children's Choir
