In addition to traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires. You know, such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.
as Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
as Vice President, Vampire Affairs
as Colonel Oliver West
as Rev. Tim Fakker
as Congressman Terry Upstart
as Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget
as Pammy Faye Fakker
as Wannabe Cher
as Rocket Scientist
as Census Taker
as Barbara Bush Impersonator
as -
as Brain Surgeon
