
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Desperate to rein in his players, Lodge injects two newbies into the party: a non-player character controlled by Lodge, who the power gamers immediately distrust, and the rarest gamer of all... a girl. Can the group overcome their bickering to save the kingdom, or will the evil necromancer Mort Kemnon triumph unopposed? A fun parody of fantasy films and the adventure gaming community.

as Kevin Lodge / Sir Osric

as Daphne / Joanna

as Cass / Brother Silence / Rennard

as Leo / Flynn / Turk

as Gary / Luster / Fastidian / Undead Fastinian

as Luster (female) / Professor

as Mort Kemnon

as Hierophant

as Mort Agrippa / Mummy #1 / Goblin

as Inquisitor

as Mark

as Goblin Queen

as Nodwick / Voice of Drazuul

as Therin

as King Erasamus the Randomly Biased