
Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.

as Lewis Scott

as Mike O'Hara

as Jimmy Flaherty

as Carol O'Hara

as Coach Kimball

as Kevin O'Grady

as Tommy O'Hara

as Ted Hennison

as Self

as Self

as Derrick Lake

as Tony Sheppard

as Lurch

as Terry Kirby

as Referee

as Pat 'Patty' Fitzsimmons

as Tim 'Timmy' Fitzsimmons

as Rich Man

as Reporter

as Self

as Self

as Car Theft Victim