
After leaving prison, dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins his moron brother Percy in stealing an expensive huge diamond from a jewelry store for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards' house to get inside the house and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.

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as Darryl

as Vanessa

as Pops

as Percy

as Greg

as Dinosaur Rex

as Jimmy

as Rosco

as Policeman

as Soccer Mom

as Brittany

as Richard

as Janet

as Walken

as Self

as Officer Wilson

as Bruno

as Dr. Murphy

as The Jeweler

as Hockey Waitress

as Calvin Body

as Calvin Body

as Officer Jankowski

as Chrissy

as Tommy

as Nicholas

as Hockey Fan's Buddy

as Hockey Player

as Prison Guards

as Representative

as Park Boy

as Park Boy

as Van Kid

as Van Kid

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