Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
as Dante
as Randal
as Veronica
as Caitlin
as Jay
as Silent Bob
as William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer / Angry Mourner
as Chewlie's Rep
as Old Man
as Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer / Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer
as Sanford / Angry Mourner
as #812 Wynarski
as Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer / Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door
as Coroner
as Administer of Fine / Orderly
as Indecisive Video Customer
as Caged Animal Masturbator
as Dental School Video Customer
as Trainer
as Alyssa's Sister Heather
as Tabloid Reading Customer
as Cat-Watching Customer
as Olaf the Russian Metalhead
as Stuck in Chips Can
as Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door
as 'Happy Scrappy' Mom
as Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer
as 'Happy Scrappy' Kid
as Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover
as Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door
as Blue Collar Man
as Door Tugging Customer
as Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door
as Burner Looking for Weed
as Cut-Off Customer
as Customer with Diapers
as Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves
as Milk Lady
as Little Smoking Girl
as Angry Crowd at Door
as Angry Crowd at Door
as Hockey Player
as Hockey Player
as Hockey Player
as Angry Smoking Crowd
as Angry Smoking Crowd
as Angry Smoking Crowd
as Angry Smoking Crowd
