
When the Texas State University Fightin' Armadillos football team is disqualified for cheating and poor grades, the University is forced to pick from a team that actually goes to school. Will they even win a single game?

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as Eric 'Samorai' Hansen

as Sargie 'Fumblina' Wilkinson

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as Manuel

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as Doctor Sayre

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