Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.
as Professor Anna Vooshka
as Professor Roland Crump
as Arthur Upmore
as Major Leep
as Ernie Bragg
as Daphne Barnes
as Fred Ramsden
as Henry Barnes
as Sylvia Ramsden
as Linda Upmore
as Joe Baxter
as Norma Baxter
as Vera Bragg
as The Dean
as Sandra
as Carol
as Landlord
as Else Rowan
as Doctor
as Bob
as Clive
as Sally
as Maureen
as Veronica
as Electrician
as Nurse
as Barman
as Man with salad
as Woman with salad
as Painter
as Woman in Shower
as Student with Ice Cream
as Lady in Low-Cut Dress
as Painter (uncredited)
as Man in Audience (uncredited)
as Plasterer (uncredited)
as Camper (uncredited)
as Man in Audience (uncredited)
as Wife (uncredited)
as Man with Water (uncredited)
as Lady with Hat (uncredited)
as Woman in Audience (uncredited)
as Man in Audience (uncredited)
as Man in Audience (uncredited)
as Man with Glasses (uncredited)
as Projectionist (uncredited)
as Camper (uncredited)
as Short-Sighted Man (uncredited)
as Painter (uncredited)
as Courting Girl (uncredited)
as Man in Caravan (uncredited)
as Man in Audience (uncredited)
as Student (uncredited)
as Mynah Bird (voice) (uncredited)
as Man in Audience (uncredited)
as Student (uncredited)
