
Professors Vooshka and Crump decide to visit an archaeological site to study the artifacts there. Lo and behold, it's right next to a caravan site where all manner of people are staying. With a randy Major owning the site, a snobbish mother, and the two professors' constant innuendos, the story ends with a sinking caravan site and a striptease performance as a replacement for the cabaret night.

as Professor Anna Vooshka

as Professor Roland Crump

as Arthur Upmore

as Major Leep

as Ernie Bragg

as Daphne Barnes

as Fred Ramsden

as Henry Barnes

as Sylvia Ramsden

as Linda Upmore

as Joe Baxter

as Norma Baxter

as Vera Bragg

as The Dean

as Sandra

as Carol

as Landlord

as Else Rowan

as Doctor

as Bob

as Clive

as Sally

as Maureen

as Veronica

as Electrician

as Nurse

as Barman

as Man with salad

as Woman with salad

as Painter

as Woman in Shower

as Student with Ice Cream

as Lady in Low-Cut Dress

as Painter (uncredited)

as Man in Audience (uncredited)

as Plasterer (uncredited)

as Camper (uncredited)

as Man in Audience (uncredited)

as Wife (uncredited)

as Man with Water (uncredited)

as Lady with Hat (uncredited)

as Woman in Audience (uncredited)

as Man in Audience (uncredited)

as Man in Audience (uncredited)

as Man with Glasses (uncredited)

as Projectionist (uncredited)

as Camper (uncredited)

as Short-Sighted Man (uncredited)

as Painter (uncredited)

as Courting Girl (uncredited)

as Man in Caravan (uncredited)

as Man in Audience (uncredited)

as Student (uncredited)

as Mynah Bird (voice) (uncredited)

as Man in Audience (uncredited)

as Student (uncredited)