
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

as Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy

as John Welles

as Jennifer Bond

as Shelby St. Exxmin

as Rex Van Horn

as Female Stripper

as Mayor Bowden

as Shane Starkweather

as Keller

as Moe Blu

as Club Hell Janitor

as Cheery Jogger

as Big Jake

as Billy Oswald

as Sinclair the Fluffer

as S&M Whipping Boy