A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!
as Harry Bates
as Montana Beaver-Shotz
as Dick Smoker
as Dakota Beaver
as Captain Hook
as Lyle Shotz
as The Doctor
as Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)
as Patricia Martin
as Tom Woo
as Detective
as Dahmer
as Short Cop
as Athletic Cop (as Elizabeth Conrad)
as Security Guard
as Lorena
as Harry's Mother
as Harry's Sister
as Mrs. Landers
as Screaming Woman
as Montana's Father
as Telemarketer
as Television Producer
as Last Rights Priest
as Wedding Priest (as Brian Vouglass)
as Sir Valliance
as Nurse
as Hugh Myer
as Bouncer
