Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.
as Barney
as Cemolina
as Holdall
as Detective Inspector June Robertson
as James Henderson
as Chief Superintendent McManaman
as MacPherson
as Chris
as Wullie
as Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson
as Charlie
as Bingo caller
as Customer Number 1
as Mrs. Gaffney
as Jean Monkrieff
as Chris' Creepy Neighbour
as Well Dressed Young Man
as Margaret
as Jenkins
as Mrs. Kerr
as Alex
as Sally
as Sheena
as Customer 4
as Lizzie
as Barber
as Wife of Murdered Man
as Big eared customer
as Customer 6
