The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.
as Jesus Christ
as Maxine Schreck
as Mary Magnum
as Father Eustace
as Johnny Golgatha
as Dr. Praetorious
as Gloria Oddbottom
as Father Alban
as Danny Sabbath
as Blind Jimmy Leper
as Santos
as Narrator
as Maggie
as Father Avellino
as Woman Blessed on the Beach
as Beach Vampire #1
as Beach Vampire #2
as Dancing Angel #1
as Dancing Angel #2
as Dancing Angel #3
as Dancing Angel #4
as Dancing Angel #5
as The Straight Shooters Waitress
as Atheist #1
as Atheist #2
as Allegro Clerk
as Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1
as The Screaming Lesbian
as The Bishop
as The Cop
as The Transvestite
as Fifi the Dog
as God (voice)
as Photographer #2
as Photographer #3
as Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard
as The Little Blind Girl
as Himself
as Virgin Mary
as Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2
as The Deaf Lesbian Dog
as Worshipper
as Worshipper
as Hockey Jersey Atheist
as Atheist
as Lesbian Vampire
as Misty Winters
as The limo driver
as Atheist 1
as Atheist #6
as Dancer
as Pedestrian, Homeless Person
as Singer, Musical Scene
as Photographer #1
as Self
