
The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight.

as Jesus Christ

as Maxine Schreck

as Mary Magnum

as Father Eustace

as Johnny Golgatha

as Dr. Praetorious

as Gloria Oddbottom

as Father Alban

as Danny Sabbath

as Blind Jimmy Leper

as Santos

as Narrator

as Maggie

as Father Avellino

as Woman Blessed on the Beach

as Beach Vampire #1

as Beach Vampire #2

as Dancing Angel #1

as Dancing Angel #2

as Dancing Angel #3

as Dancing Angel #4

as Dancing Angel #5

as The Straight Shooters Waitress

as Atheist #1

as Atheist #2

as Allegro Clerk

as Praetorius' Patient #1 / Wrestling Girl #1

as The Screaming Lesbian

as The Bishop

as The Cop

as The Transvestite

as Fifi the Dog

as God (voice)

as Photographer #2

as Photographer #3

as Danny Sabbath's Bodyguard

as The Little Blind Girl

as Himself

as Virgin Mary

as Wresting Girl #2 / Praetorius' Patient #2

as The Deaf Lesbian Dog

as Worshipper

as Worshipper

as Hockey Jersey Atheist

as Atheist

as Lesbian Vampire

as Misty Winters

as The limo driver

as Atheist 1

as Atheist #6

as Dancer

as Pedestrian, Homeless Person

as Singer, Musical Scene

as Photographer #1

as Self