Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
as Emperor James B. Pirk
as Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
as Commander Dwarf
as Info
as P Union science officer
as Sergei Fukov/Festerbester
as P Union scientist
as Lt Whip
as Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy
as Girl in Hamburger Restaurant
as Boyfriend
as Member of Gang
as Jeff Cochbrane
as Talok
as Guard at research station
as Vladimir
as Anatoli
as Pirk's adjutant
as President Uljanov
as Propaganda Film Narrator/Voice of Flush/Carlo's Sex Line
as Lt. Fubar
as Lt. Twinklemagnet
as Lt. Makarov
as Capt. Hayday
as Helpful Captain
as Ambassador Flush
as Cmdr. Susannah Ivanovitsa
as B-13 Bridge Officer
as B-13 Bridge Officer
as Scottish Engineer
as Ensign Newbie
as P-Fleet Party Animal
as P-Fleet Soldier at B-13 C&C
as B-13 Security Team Lieutenant
as Capt. Giddyup
as Psi-Corps Officer
as Light Ball Loader
as Gunner on the Excavator
as Igor - Adjutant
as P-Fleet Captain
as P-Fleet Recruit
as P-fleet soldier
as B-13 Combatant
as P-Fleet Recruit
as Earth Soldier (uncredited)
