
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...

as Emperor James B. Pirk

as Captain Joni K. Sherrypie

as Commander Dwarf

as Info

as P Union science officer

as Sergei Fukov/Festerbester

as P Union scientist

as Lt Whip

as Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy

as Girl in Hamburger Restaurant

as Boyfriend

as Member of Gang

as Jeff Cochbrane

as Talok

as Guard at research station

as Vladimir

as Anatoli

as Pirk's adjutant

as President Uljanov

as Propaganda Film Narrator/Voice of Flush/Carlo's Sex Line

as Lt. Fubar

as Lt. Twinklemagnet

as Lt. Makarov

as Capt. Hayday

as Helpful Captain

as Ambassador Flush

as Cmdr. Susannah Ivanovitsa

as B-13 Bridge Officer

as B-13 Bridge Officer

as Scottish Engineer

as Ensign Newbie

as P-Fleet Party Animal

as P-Fleet Soldier at B-13 C&C

as B-13 Security Team Lieutenant

as Capt. Giddyup

as Psi-Corps Officer

as Light Ball Loader

as Gunner on the Excavator

as Igor - Adjutant

as P-Fleet Captain

as P-Fleet Recruit

as P-fleet soldier

as B-13 Combatant

as P-Fleet Recruit

as Earth Soldier (uncredited)