When you live a life of privileged there are certain amenities that you just cannot live without. First you must have that large, expansive house on the quiet cul-de-sac where all the lawns are manicured perfectly. Then you certainly have to have the luxury automobile sitting in your garage, one that befits the upscale life you're trying to portray. And finally, no self-respecting gal in your circle of friends would be caught spreadeagle without the one piece of eye candy that makes it all worth it--that big strapping black dude with a huge hot rod of his own. Now that's the life of real desperate housewives! Where size matters and housewives get lonely, too!
