Charlie, Carl, and Benjamin are three down-on-their-luck neighborhood patrolmen who just want what everyone else in their town wants: peace and comfort. They will stop at NOTHING to keep their people safe. Thinking about doing something heinous or committing a crime around these parts? Don't bother. These guys are ruthless. They'll tear you to shreds. Anyone else smell bacon?
as Charles “Charlie” Gravesend
as Carl Stokes
as Benjamin “Benny Penny” Pennypacker
as Janine “Jan” Katzenbach
as Camera Man #1 / Jaywalker
as Camera Man #2
as Boom-Mic Operator
as Young Man
as Dirty Mugger
as Loiterer
as Child
as Lemonade Stand Operator
as Porch Lady
