Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting!
as Richie Twat
as Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba
as Mr. Johnson
as Mrs. Hardy
as Chef
as Mrs. Foxfur
as Gino Bolognese
as Gina Carbonara
as Mr. Nice
as Mrs. Nice
as Damien Nice
as Charlene Nice
as Young Groom
as Young Bride
as Newscaster
as Screen Lover
as Truck Driver #1
as Chatty Worker
as Sickly Worker
as Worried Worker
as Intimidating Man
as Saucy Wood Nymph
as Saucy Wood Nymph
as Saucy Wood Nymph
as Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)
as Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)
