A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.
as Loo (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Dr. Klahn (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Ming Chow (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Cleopatra Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
as Schwartz (segment "Cleopatra Schwartz")
as Housewife (segment "Household Odors")
as Himself (segment "Headache Clinic")
as TV Technician Thrown by Gorilla (segment "A.M. Today")
as Guest #1 (segment "Household Odors")
as Guest #2 (segment "Household Odors")
as Guest #3 (segment "Household Odors")
as The Architect (segment "That's Armageddon")
as The Nurse (segment "That's Armageddon")
as The Clumsy Waiter (segment "That's Armageddon")
as Himself (segment "United Appeal for the Dead")
as Dino (segment "A.M. Today") (as Richard A. Baker)
as Crazed Clown (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
as Wally (segment "Courtroom")
as Rita Filagree (segment "Courtroom")
as Hornung (segment "Courtroom")
as Taylor (segment "Courtroom")
as Man (segment "His New Car") / Technician #2 (segment "Eyewitness News") / Grunwald (segment "Courtroom")
as Girl (segment "Eyewitness News", as Tara Strohmeir)
as Auntie Em (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Linda Chambers (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
as Susan Joyce (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
as Nancy Reems (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
as Woman in Shower (segment "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble")
as Man (segment "Feel-A-Round")
as Guard #1 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Klahn's Guard (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Various
as Various
as Various
as Stenographer (segment "Courtroom")
as Boy (segment "Eyewitness News")
as John Fitzsimmons (segment "A.M. Today")
as Man (segment "Sex Record")
as Woman (segment "Sex Record")
as Big Jim Slade (segment "Sex Record")
as Voice Overs (voice)
as Pennington (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Spokesman (segment "Argon") / Voice Overs (voice)
as Teenage Volunteer
as Candy Counter Girl (segment "Feel-a-Round"
as Guard #2 (segment "A Fistful of Yen")
as Usher (segment "Feel-a-Round")
