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Swords Fucking Kill Asians, Too / Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open: The Movie

Show

Cautionary Tales of Swords

Season1
Episode2
Rating
No Rating
Air Date2007-07-29
Runtime4 mins

Overview

The existence of Channel 101 led to a show on VH-1 called Acceptable.TV. Director/Actor Drew Hancock wrote a mini-show for Acceptable.TV about the dangers of swords, but VH-1 hated it so it was never produced. Now, in the post-ATV era, Hancock has brought the show to the Channel 101 audience to great success. Sit back and enjoy as Trip Fisk warns you of the dangers of owning swords, and always remember: Don't Fucking Touch Swords.

Season 1 Episodes

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1

Honey, I Killed Our Son / Swords Will Cut Your Fucking Hands Off

2007-06-24

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2

Swords Fucking Kill Asians, Too / Swords Will Fucking Cut You Wide Open: The Movie

2007-07-29

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3

Episode 3

2007-08-26

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4

Episode 4

2007-09-30

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5

Cautionary Terror Tales of Swords and Terror

2007-10-28

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6

Episode 6

2008-01-27

Cast & Crew

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Ryan Nagata

as Asian

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Matt Braunger

as King Arthur / Vampire Nazi / Last Man On Earth

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Mark Teich

as Nazi / Chrodos

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DeMorge Brown

as Sailor

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Ben Pluimer

as Evil Robot With Swords For Hands

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Wade Randolph

as Xanadu / Timothy

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Michael Ashe

as Trip Fisk

Seasons

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S1

Season 1

6 Episodes

2007