
There's No Business... is a 1994 British partially improvised comedy film directed by Kevin Molony and produced by Claudia Lloyd for Prospect Pictures. It stars Raw Sex (Simon Brint and Rowland Rivron) as Ken Bishop and his stepson Duane, and Lee Cornes as their musical agent Dickie Valentino, in their attempt to remake a track by Ken's old band, 'The Nice Twelve' for a TV advert for 'Pinkies', a brand of kitchen gloves made by Mort Clayton (Mac McDonald). Alexander Armstrong (Tim) and Sam Graham (Fergus) work for the fictional advertising agency Sprote and Sprote. The film takes its name from the 1954 film There's No Business Like Show Business which itself borrowed the 1946 song of the same name by Irving Berlin, written for the musical Annie Get Your Gun.

as Kenworth "Ken" Bishop

as Duane Bishop

as Dickie Valentino

as Tilly

as Reg Prince

as Johnny Blackpool

as Bernie Cosmos

as Fergus

as Tim

as Crispian Sprote

as Marcus

as Mort Clayton

as Barman

as Man on Train

as Ems

as Receptionist

as Boy

as Accordionist

as Trudi

as Spider Bishop

as Old Lady

as Shopper

as Himself

as Himself

as Herself

as Band Member (Uncredited)

as Band Member (Uncredited)