In a dark fantasy world where witches channel their magic through a chosen theme specific to them, a young witch must deal with the fact that in the ten thousand years witches have reigned, all the tangible themes (like fire or lightning or love) have been taken, and all that's left are useless abstract concepts or grammatical articles like "the" or "and".
as The Witch of Off
as The Witch of Periosteum
as The Ice Witch
as The The Witch
as The Witch of Also
as The Apostrophe Witch
as The Witch of the Forest
as The Witch of the Ocean
as The Witch of This
as The Fire Witch
as The Witch of Lightning
as The Love Witch
as The Witch of Vomit
as The Witch of Piss
as The Witch of Horseshit
as The Smegma Witch
as The Something Witch
as The Which Witch
as The Witch of What
as The Of Witch
as The Bone Witch
