
Alyssa Rampart Pillage is a washed up TV queen whose career has been reduced to starring in commercials for her husband Bernie’s appliance empire. When their tree hugging daughter Topanga dies in a tragic golf ball accident, Bernie goes off the spiritual deep end and tries to give away their fortune with disastrous results. But what starts off as tragedy quickly turns into career re-invention for Alyssa. And as the body counts rises, so does her star.

as Alyssa Rampart-Pillage

as Bernie Pillage

as Rebecca Pillage

as Cassandra / David Gilner

as Russell Pillage

as George Apodaca

as Topanga Pillage

as Morris Pillage

as Detective Ray Stoker

as Detective Pam Rudin

as Anchor / Reporter

as Corbin Bernsen

as Barry

as Jodi

as Forensics Coordinator

as Sonya

as Dr. Monika

as Traffic Policeman

as Lawrence

as Commercials Director

as Dee Wallace

as Tyler Shane Donovan

as Bernie’s Employee