Anthony Moore comes across horny Roman Todd's number on the basketball court. Michael Boston really wants to please his boss Beaux Banks. Elliot Finn wants to do something special for his Valentine, Carter Woods. Expecting their yearly Italian feast, Carter is peeved when Elliot tells him they're not going out to dinner. Instead, Elliot brings in Dakota Payne to feed both of their carnal appetites. A fire inspection turns hot when fireman Chris Damned comes to check out Brandon Anderson's pipes.
