A patriotic but short American man tries without luck to qualify for the Army, but can't get in until a knock on the head raises a lump high enough for him to pass the height requirement. Meanwhile, his lady friend decides to become a Secret Service agent, though she is unable to keep the fact a secret, even from the German spies she hopes to apprehend.
as Emmy Little
as Ernest Short
as Count von Bumstuff
as Professor G. Wottan Orphul-Schmell
as A. Schlobb
as Otto B. Schott
as Mrs. Schroeder
as Office Boy
as The Colonel
as German Spy
