A workaholic big-city fashion journalist is sent to a Christmas-obsessed small town to dig up a story when she finds herself in the middle of cut-throat housewives, a high-stakes “Winter Ball” competition, and a sinister plot that could destroy Christmas fore-evah!
as Olivia St. Lapel / Maggie Zine
as Big Russ
as Mayor Coont
as Hannah Contour
as Self / Narrator
as Bea Eeep
as Kitty Myua
as Hazel Delashes
as Jane McBeige
as Delia Von Whitewoman
as Bertram
as The Spirit of Christmas
as Kreston Carsley
as Matt Rothews
as Mr. E
as Self
as Self
as Lanette
as Young 1997 Hannah
as Young Olivia
as Gorge Intern
as Tristan
as Shopping Lady
as Father
as Mother
as Bus Driver
as Barbara Walters (voice)
as Self
as Toymaker
as Wistful Woman
as Little Lenny
as Cher
as Dolly Parton
as Annoying Smart Girl
as Cranky Old Man
as Grandma
as Grandson
as Romantic Guy
as Dancing Husband #1
as Dancing Husband #2
as Dancing Husband #4
as Dancing Husband #5
as Dancing Husband #6
as Townfolk #1
as Townfolk #2
as Townfolk #3
as Townsfolk #4
as Townsfolk #5
as Tuck-A-Hoe Townsperson (uncredited)
as Dancing Husband #3
