Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
as Ted Whitley
as Max Waters
as Linda Turner
as Colette
as Gloria
as Herb
as Grace
as Homeless Vietnam Veteran
as Ted's Attorney
as District Attorney
as Judge William H. Converse
as Judge Katherine Notch
as Bailiff
as Publisher
as Bag Lady
as Lisa
as Shelly
as Marcia
as Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
as Mrs. Turner
as Linda's Grandmother
as Rose
as Poetry Award Presenter
as Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)
as Nurse
as Orderly
as Patient #1
as Patient #2
as Patient #3
as Waitress with Attitude
as Guest
as Women's Group Head
as Women's Group #1
as Women's Group #2
as Women's Group #3
as Ted's Cellmate
as Prisoner #1
as Prisoner #2
as Prisoner #3
as Prison Guard
as Chainsaw Juggler
as Horseback Rider
as Wino
as Park Bench Lover
as Park Bench Lover
as Cop #1
as Cop #2
as Cop #3
as Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)
as Cop #5
as Beach Blanket Lover
