Greed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They're from opposing High Schools. And Malibu High's 6'6" muscle-bound monster Godzilla is going to do everything and anything stop his sweet little sister getting it on with some jerk from the Coldwater Canyon High. When all else fails, only Lovelines answering service can keep them together.
as Rick
as Piper
as Jeff
as Priscilla
as Cynthia
as Beagle
as Hammer
as Godzilla
as J.D
as Lisa
as Theresa
as Brigit
as Mrs. Woodson
as Professor Fromawitz
as Tongue
as Dragon
as Suzy
as Cathy
as Mary Assquith
as Master of Ceremonies
as Cafeteria Attendant
as Bathtub Girl
as Ventriloquist
as Lloyd Sidewalk
as Mr. VanDerMeer
as Motorcycle Officer #1
as Motorcycle Officer #2
as Disk Jockey
as Porno Spectator
as Nisei
