
GWAR, the bloodthirsty alien antiheroes, conduct a worldwide telethon to feed souls to the World Maggot, which will transport the members of GWAR off our miserable planet once it grows. GWAR's tele-casts attract the attention of GlomCo, the world's monopolistic entertainment giant. GlomCo attempts to bribe GWAR's manager, Sleazy P. Martini, into selling GWAR out to the mainstream of Sunday morning cartoons. GWAR's revenge on the sniveling executives at GlomCo uncovers a dastardly plot to homogenize all humanity by the evil doctor Skulhedface!

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as Boss Glom

as Self

as Balsac the Jaws of Death

as Themselves

as Self

as Skullheadface

as Old Lady

as Boy actor

as Self (Uncredited)

as Self

as Ladies Auxiliary

as Ladies Auxiliary

as Sleazy P. Martini

as Puppet Exec

as Russian Exec

as Samurai Exec

as Slick Exec

as Lady Exec

as Farmer Exec

as Token Exec

as Butthead Queen

as Lumpy McNugget

as Patches