Operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way.
as Det. Jane Rosello
as Dr. Nadia Saint
as Cult Girl
as Prioress
as Ice Cream Girl
as Hooker
as School Girl #1
as School Girl #2
as Tony Petkovich
as Prof. Lee Teabag
as Curator James DuBois
as College Student #1
as College Student #2
as Det. John Brown
as Nonsex
as Nonsex
