Many years ago, a legendary sword was forged. A battle took place over the right to wield it, but it was ultimately lost. Years later, the ancestor of the sword's original wielder uncovers the sword and sets off a chain of events involving the fabled Dark World.
as Scooter/Scooter's Ancestor/Ivan/The Max Hunter/Spoon Guy/Trampoline Salesman
as Dark World Leader/Themselves/Librarian/Banana
as Rumpelstiltskin/Bull/Cornholio/Trampoline Guy/Pot-Head
as Ox/Dead Body/VR Trooper
as Himself/Blaine/Mr. Happy Brick
as Cane/Guy From Michigan
as Seal Hunt Protestor
