Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.
as Rachel Silver
as Myra
as June
as Vanessa
as Lester
as Eugene Wiley
as Mr. Tickles
as Chuck
as Rose Silver
as Clickbait Zombie
as Viral Video Son
as Viral Video Dad
as Sasquatch
as Monster Vera
as Ginny Wainwright (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Mrs. Wainwright (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Greg Wainwright (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party") (voice)
as Birthday Party Extra #1 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Boy's Mom (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Birthday Party Extra #2 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Boy (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Birthday Party Extra #3 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Birthday Party Extra #4 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Birthday Party Extra #5 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Birthday Party Extra #6 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Birthday Party Extra #7 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Birthday Party Extra #8 (segment "Ghost Ruins Birthday Party")
as Officer Rebecca Harrington (segment "Police Dash Cam Captures Bigfoot!")
as Drunk Guy (segment "Police Dash Cam Captures Bigfoot!")
as Bigfoot (segment "Police Dash Cam Captures Bigfoot!")
as Vera (segment "Vera's Very Very Vlog")
as Maddie's Friend (segment "Vera's Very Very Vlog")
as Father Demetri Barrett (segment "How To Perform An Exorcism")
as Father Blair Dietz (segment "How To Perform An Exorcism")
as Possessed Woman (segment "How To Perform An Exorcism")
as George O'Bannon (segment "Funeral Home Invasion 911 Call")
as 911 Operator (segment "Funeral Home Invasion 911 Call") (voice)
as Rodrick Baines (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
as Charles Goyer (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
as Dr. Louis Berger (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
as Claire Berger (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
as Chip Chapman (segment "Lake Zaca Monster")
as Chip Arnold (segment "Lake Zaca Monster")
as Randy (segment "Lake Zaca Monster") (voice)
as Weirdos' Victim (segment "Weirdos")
as Weirdo #1 (segment "Weirdos")
as Weirdo #2 (segment "Weirdos")
as Weirdo #3 (segment "Weirdos")
as Weirdo #4 (segment "Weirdos")
as Drew Blood (segment "Blood Trails")
