The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!
as Sonio
as Leonidas
as Queen Margo
as Xerxes
as Hauptmann
as Traitoro
as Persian Emissary
as Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
as Pretty Girl
as Urban Girl
as Dilio
as Messenger
as Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
as Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton
as Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like
as Leo, Jr.
as Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like
as Donald Trump Look-A-Like
as Twiggy Look-A-Like
as Ms. Jay Look-A-Like
as 10-Year-Old Leonidas
as Brad Pitt Look-A-Like
as Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like
as K-Fed Look-A-Like
as President Bush Look-A-Like
as Rocky Balboa / Rambo
as Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like
as Sanjaya Look-A-Like
as Spartan Woman's Friend (uncredited)
as Spartan Soldier (uncredited)
as Narrator (uncredited)
as Happy Feet (uncredited)
