Angelo has been drafted into the Italian Army in World War II. He does not like people shooting at him, so he tries all sorts of tricks to avoid being caught up in the action. However, events always seem to lead him back to the fighting.
as Count Piccologrando
as Lucrezia
as Pvt. Angelo
as Countess
as Feste
as Marchesa Dolce
as Simon Telfer
as Cpl. Trivet
as Col. Michael
as Cpl. McCunn
as Lucia
