Sgt. Cannon (Tommy Cannon) and PC Ball (Bobby Ball) run the police station in the quiet town of Little Botham. When the station is threatened with closure due to a lack of crime, they decide to invent some crimes to justify their existence. When they try to steal a painting from a local rich businessman (Roy Kinnear), they accidently stumble across a gang of real art thieves who have just stolen £1 million worth of paintings. It is up to the two bungling cops to stop them escaping with their haul.
as P.C. Bobby Ball
as Sergeant Tommy Cannon
as Kim
as Mr. Lloyd
as Chief Constable
as Chief Superintendent
as Coastguard
as Hilling
as Man on Motorbike
as Fred the Postman
as Herdsman
as Estate Agent
as Chief Superintendent's Driver
as Customs Officer
as Customs Officer
as Hilling's Secretary
as Police Radio Operator
as High Street Policeman
as Heavy Set Man
as WPC Radio Operator
as Fisherman
