
On a snowy Christmas Eve, former mild-mannered college student Casey Smallwood is released from prison after serving 10 years for underage drinking. Eager to get out of town, he hops on the express train to Washington, D.C., but after the holiday express takes off into the winter wilderness, it’s hijacked by an angry gang of domestic terrorists and highly-intelligent, government-trained raccoons! Not one to back down from a raccoon fight, Casey joins forces with a porter on the train to fight the terrorists, help bring down a top secret, raccoon-controlled, military laser satellite and show those raccoons who’s in charge!

as Casey / Ty Small Wood

as Ranger Danger

as Office Worker

as Shane

as Warden

as Old Lady

as Stealth Fighter Pilot

as Chef

as Head Chef

as Hillbilly

as Conductor #1

as Santa Claus

as Jones

as Dr. Billington

as Ticket Agent

as Young Ty

as General Negligence

as The President

as General Apathy

as Darlene Bean