
An aspiring Hollywood actress, on a visit to a charming North England town, has a brief fling with the town undertaker, who also writes obituaries for the local paper. Returning home, where she works as a waitress at a Japanese restaurant, she tells everyone about the handsome "writer" she met on her trip. Unfortunately, he decides to follow her back to Hollywood, setting up the expected light romantic comedy with asides as the newcomer gains experience about the goings on in Hollywood.

as Richard

as Julie

as Barbara

as Moss

as Billy

as Vicar

as Mrs. Blenkinsop

as Joy

as Joy's Dad

as Bradford Woman

as Himself

as Sandra

as Michael

as Red Pool Owner

as Tall Woman

as Woman on Bus

as Self (uncredited)

as Michael Bambihill (uncredited)

as Bartender (uncredited)

as Brandon Williams

as Self / William Blake (uncredited)

as McCrea

as Takowsky

as Joel

as Aviator Shades Cop

as Patterson

as Minister