
While delivering an apocalyptic message to his sect, the unearthly Black Jesus orders his leather-clad, biker converts to destroy the pagan mistress Damselvis before she can raise her father, the fabled rock and roll deity Helvis, from the dead. When a sheltered, country schoolgirl named Isla M. (Sherry Lynn Garris) is nearly butchered by Black Jesus’ murderous disciple Candy (Ghetty Chasun), she is miraculously reborn as the fringe-adorned, Harley riding Damselvis; who promptly embarks on a pilgrimage to Memphis, spreading the gospel along the way by disseminating Helvis records to a burgeoning and ardent congregation of fans. Once Helvis is resurrected from his pyramid tomb, he must confront the monstrous Woofman in a final battle to the death to determine the religious rites for the new millennia!

as Damselvis

as Black Damselvis

as Helvis

as Black Jesus, Woofmon

as Rebelvis

as Psychedelvis

as Elvicious

as Evel Knievelvis

as Charles

as Candy

as Louella

as Goody Two Shoes

as The Lamb

as Taxi Driver

as The Local

as Zealot Child

as Scott Beaumar

as Mr. Pat

as Neal

as Helen

as Bus Driver






