A rowdy, unorthodox Santa Claus is fighting to save his declining business. Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and precocious 12 year old, hires a hit man to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking.
as Chris
as Skinny Man
as Ruth
as Billy Wenan
as Sandy
as Captain Jacobs
as Herman
as Anne Marie
as Christine Crawford (as Ellison Butler)
as Elf 7
as Pet Shop Owner
as Helga
as Border Agent
as Gas Station Boy
as Shooting Range Man
as Weyland Meeks
as Mrs. Robinson
as Ralph
as Mike the Trucker
as City Postman
as Donald
as Lex
as Carter (as Mikael Conde)
as Roger
as Mr. Chan
as Action Man Child
as Action Man Father (as Xavier Sotel)
as Photographer
as Elf 19
as Elf 23
as Elf 139
as Elf 146
as Henshaw
as Science Fair Crowd 1
as Science Fair Crowd 2
as Checkpoint Soldier 1
as Checkpoint Soldier 2
as Science Fair Reporter
as Robert Taylor
as Lindsay Kemp
as Convenience Store Father (as Michael James Dickson)
as Radio Announcer
as Postal Worker
