What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?
as Doc Mild
as Chip Martin
as Pamela Mae Sweet
as Math McCue
as Mrs. Douche
as Dunz
as President Douche
as Miffi Neal
as Professor Wagstaff
as Dr. Triclops
as Barbara Sog
as Sim Moroshi
as Kim Moroshi
as Terrorist
as Terrorist
as Terrorist
as Terrorist
as Mr. Fishbreath
as Felicia Feckless
as Tanya Nuisance
as Mayor Ghoulish
as Robber
as Puzzle Victim
as Puzzle Victim
as Puzzle Victim
as Puzzle Victim
as Puzzle Victim
as Don Chaney, Jr.
as Nurse
