Meet Robert. Robert has a little problem that just won't go away. He's a lonely guy looking for love in all the wrong places. He can't figure out what he wants but he wants what he can never have. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Robert Hart.
as Robert Hart / Alt. Robert
as Dr. Ruth Spector
as Tony Andrews
as Mike
as Pam
as Mel
as Chad
as Chad's friend
as Tanya
as Grampa
as Hostess in Restaurant
as Waiter in Restaurant
as Bartender
