
Also known as The Battersea Ripper, this is a comic crime thriller set in London concerning a young girl's kidnapping and the hapless police and reporters trying to get to the truth. It has never been released to DVD and has only ever had a limited theatrical screening in 2006.

as DCI Patrick Stalker

as Duncan

as Monkfish

as Dennis Vaginoff

as James Thoms

as Detective Staunton

as Fingleton

as Detective Dick

as Angie Andrews

as Elizabeth 'Lizzy' Thoms

as Amy

as Detective Staunton's Wife

as Harry

as Tyrone Morish

as Kevin Andrews

as Battersea Gazette Paper Boss

as Susan Jenkins

as Detective Staunton's Son

as Ashley Jenkins

as Mr. Ice Cream Van

as Donny Weedbag


as Micheal Laven (S!TV uk)