
On the run from the police and a female roller derby team, scam artist Michael Rangeloff steals a coffin and boards a train, pretending to be a soldier bringing home a dead war buddy. He gets more than he bargained for from the train and the coffin.

as Michael Rangeloff

as Standish Logan

as Century

as Georgina Latimer

as Josef Sirola

as Stapleton

as Frizzoli

as Ormond

as Police Chief Norris

as Estelle Norris

as Lane Biddlecoff

as Art Bumbalee

as Anne-Marie Biddlecoff

as Mulholland

as Isadora Kermode

as Deputy Police Chief Dunaway

as Wade Eichorn

as Pawnbroker

as Nadine Gardner

as Stanton Gilmore

as Zev Tyndale

as Flo Humberside

as Harriet Frizzoli

as Hotel Night Clerk

as U.B.S. Editor

as Salesman in Train

as Pilkington Man

as Welk

as Diesel - Unholy Rollers

as Hojo - Unholy Rollers

as Elvis, Railway Waiter (uncredited)