Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.
as Colin
as Ron
as The Crafty Cockney
as Darts Announcer
as Geoff
as Sonja
as Ian
as Sarah
as Sandra
as Mandy
as Zippy
as Deno
as Shady
as Craig
as Trevor
as Bob Derby
as Dennis
as Herself
as Andy
as Russ
as Mick
as Service Station Waitress
as Gulliver's Kingdom Soldier (uncredited)
as Ebony
as Forest Man
as Troupe Leader
as "Nessun Dorma" Manager
as "Nessun Dorma" Barmaid
as Motorbike Salesman
as Coach Driver
as Greenie
